{"id":534,"date":"2016-05-12T14:26:23","date_gmt":"2016-05-12T18:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eriktait.com\/eriktait\/?p=534"},"modified":"2018-08-02T08:50:26","modified_gmt":"2018-08-02T12:50:26","slug":"i-am-sick-of-your-engagement-photoshoots-so-i-did-my-own-brooke-cartus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eriktait.com\/eriktait\/i-am-sick-of-your-engagement-photoshoots-so-i-did-my-own-brooke-cartus\/","title":{"rendered":"I am sick of your engagement photoshoots. So I did my own. | Brooke Cartus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In June of 2015 the amazing comedian Brooke Cartus came to me with a photo project making fun of engagement photo shoots. \u00a0She posted it to her blog where it was seen by a whole mess of folks. \u00a0I just figured out how to cross publish blog posts to my blog, which is why you now see it here, damn near a year later. \u00a0This blog is reprinted with permission from Brooke Cartus. \u00a0Go check out her blog, &#8220;Size L for Lady&#8221;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/brookecartus.com\/\">here.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I am sick of your engagement photoshoots. So I did my own.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Posted on June 16, 2015 by bcartus<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>If I had a nickel for every ridiculous engagement photoshoot I\u2019ve seen on social media\u2026 I would have a f*ckton of nickels. Why are we doing this? Why do we jump at any chance to rub our happiness in the faces of our former high school friends and that one guy you hooked up with in college who *somehow* found you on Facebook?<\/p>\n<p>As someone who just successfully exited a long term relationship (and by successful, I mean that she moved out and I got the bulldog), the most infuriating part of trying to veg out on my smartphone on the couch before GoT is the bombardment of cheesy, OBVIOUSLY staged engagement photos or my personal favorite\u2026 just photos of a couple being perfect because even though they aren\u2019t engaged, their friend is a photographer and needs to update his portfolio. You know what I\u2019m talking about\u2026 the gorgeous, angelically lit woman, leaning against a tree with her high heels casually draped over her shoulder, the man in a blazer leaning in as they touch foreheads. WHO ACTUALLY DOES THIS? My favorite is just shots of like\u2026. their shoes. Or hands. Or just\u2026 a flower. (Some gems can be found here.)<\/p>\n<p>Being engaged is great. Being married is great. But you know what else is great? Being single and not giving a shit about what bridesmaids\u2019 colors that are trending this fall. I am my own partner, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, in dire hangover or boozy brunch. So in honor of all the single ladies and gents (whether straight, gay, queer, or D. all of the above) and all the great and\/or questionable life choices we DON\u2019T get to memorialize and rub in everyone\u2019s faces, I present to you:One Night Stand:\u00a0Brooke &amp; Her Happy Life {wedding not required.}<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C682\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-You always have to have a shot of the shoes\u2026<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 692px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-2.jpg?resize=682%2C1024\" width=\"682\" height=\"1024\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-Is that \u201cThe God Delusion\u201d by Richard Dawkins? This guy might be a keeper.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-3.jpg?resize=1024%2C682\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-A shot of last night\u2019s final moments\u2026 in the afterglow of an Ikea lamp. Why did we even pour those last drinks? No one needed another drink.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-4.jpg?resize=1024%2C682\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-Always use protection.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-5.jpg?resize=1024%2C682\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-No photoshoot is complete without a shot of the feet. (SHIT. I rhymed. Whatever.)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-6.jpg?resize=1024%2C682\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-Who said love is dead? I did.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-7.jpg?resize=1024%2C682\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-Where am I?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-8.jpg?resize=1024%2C682\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-Oh\u2026 right.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-9.jpg?resize=1024%2C682\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-Let me just\u2026 grab my phone\u2026 and not wake him up\u2026.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-15.jpg?resize=1024%2C682\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-Shit. Do we high five? Hug? Fist bump? Okay we are hugging! He better not put his hand on my ass.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-17.jpg?resize=1024%2C682\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-There is no way I can put these heels on. But they looked killer last night.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 692px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/One-Night-Announcement-18.jpg?resize=682%2C1024\" width=\"682\" height=\"1024\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-And she lived happily ever after\u2026 for now. With some gravel in between her toes.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>OOPS. I almost forgot\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div style=\"width: 692px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/brookecartus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/The-One-Night-Announcement-17.jpg?resize=682%2C1024\" width=\"682\" height=\"1024\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">-I have to dreamily look to the sky while holding my shoes!! It\u2019s crucial to being happy forever.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>{Thank you to Michael Meyers for being my one night stand-in and <a title=\"Erik Tait\" href=\"http:\/\/eriktait.com\/eriktait\/\">Erik Tait<\/a> for his amazing photography. You think Brooke is funny? Check out her album on iTunes, <a title=\"Size L for Lady\" href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/album\/size-l-for-lady\/id989777378\">Size L for Lady.<\/a>}<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/brookecartus.com\/i-am-sick-of-your-engagement-photoshoots-so-i-did-my-own\/\">I am sick of your engagement photoshoots. 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