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This is where I keep my skull drippings and other blog thoughts.

Success Is Not A Lonely Endeavor

A few weeks ago I finalized a two week run of my theater show Please Shuffle The Cards.  Getting the show off the ground was not something I was able to do alone.  There were lots of people who looked at the script, who looked at the effects, and who gave me technical advice that…

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Columbus Alive Interview

The incredible Brad Keefe interviewed me to preview my show Please Shuffle The Cards.  You can read all about it here!

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Columbus Underground Interview

The ultra wonderful people at Columbus Underground interviewed me in preparation for my show Please Shuffle The Cards.  You can read about it here!

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614 Magazine Article

I wrote about the insanity that is Pokemon Go for 614 Magazine.  You can read about it here!

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Columbus Alive Article

The very nice folks at The Columbus Alive wrote a very nice article interviewing me and previewing the 2016 Whiskey Bear Comedy Festival.  Check it out here!

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This Is A Story All About Binary

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Pokemon Go Explained To People Who Don’t Understand What The Fuck Is Going On

  A lot of people have asked me what Pokemon Go is. I think it’s time we had an explanation for people who don’t quite understand. I’ve been a fan of Pokemon for twenty years. When you live with affection in your heart for something that long you learn to explain it to people in…

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A Solution To A Problem

A few days ago as of this writing a gorilla was shot at the Cincinnati zoo in order to protect a child that had fallen into it’s enclosure.  It is tragic all around.  I’m not here to present blame.  It is absolutely not the fault of the zoo.  Even an ardent conservationist like myself believes…

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I am sick of your engagement photoshoots. So I did my own. | Brooke Cartus

In June of 2015 the amazing comedian Brooke Cartus came to me with a photo project making fun of engagement photo shoots.  She posted it to her blog where it was seen by a whole mess of folks.  I just figured out how to cross publish blog posts to my blog, which is why you…

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Bathroom Strategy

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A 20 Year Fan of DC Reviews Dawn of Justice

Recently my good friend Dustin Meadows asked me to join the cast of Whiskey Bear Comedy Presents: The Roast of Batman.  Whiskey Bear Comedy does periodic roasts of fictional characters which are lots of fun.  Usually some of Columbus’ finest comedians dress up as iconic characters and write cutting jokes about pop culture icons.  In…

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The Sexiest Donald

This presidential election cycle has taken a decidedly weird turn. The debates have started earlier than ever, and it is as though the twenty-four hour news cycle has decided it has a responsibility to narrow our choices for us. The Republican field is extremely concerning. Apart from the usual racism and bigotry, one particular troglodyte…

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The Lost Art Of The Stick Shift

In general I am a man who is obsessed with the new and wonderful. I like having the latest iPhone and the fastest macbook. I want my screens to be ultra high res and attached to the fastest broadband that money can buy. My camera can not only compose it’s own picture but also light…

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Why Fallout Shelter Is The Creepiest Game Ever

I love my games. My Wii U and I are good friends. Every couple of weeks I play Smash Brothers with a friend’s children, all the while trash talking the youngsters. I really like games on my iPhone. I am not the biggest console game player in the world. A quick hit of social gaming…

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Strange Bedfellows

NOTE: To protect the anonymity of certain persons, places, and things some of the descriptions and activities below have been altered or exagerated.  That being said, the following events are close enough to the truth that this discalimer is probably unnecessary. As a professional comedian I have performed in some very strange venues; including but…

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Six Weeks Is My Measure Of Success

I recently had what I now realize is a rather large success. My next appointment isn’t for six weeks. For those who don’t know, which is probably most people, I have privately struggled with depression for a number of years. It wasn’t until recently that a name was given to my personal rainy day parade….

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My Jurassic Journey

When I was 11 I was in the grocery store checkout line of the Food Lion  when I saw a small magazine called Disney Adventures.  It was the size of a half sheet of paper, and contained articles on things that any 11 year old would want to know about.  This zine was primarily concerned…

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I Owned A Drone For Ten Minutes

I’ve always wanted a drone.  When I was a kid a friend of my father’s flew model airplanes and I thought he was the coolest guy in the world.  A couple of years ago I bought a tiny little toy helicopter that I used to fly around my apartment while pretending I was friends with…

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